I speak Spanish well enough from my travels but I like to speak it as an option and not a requirement. //]]> So the next morning,i sent a mail to the address she gave to me,and the spell caster assured me that i will get my wife back the next day.What an amazing statement!! Sadly, that isnt the case in so many homes. Try . On one faithful day, as I was browsing through the internet, I was searching for a good spell caster that can solve my problems. If youre an engineer, there are endless opportunities in aviation, biomedical, electrical, mechanical, and even systems engineering. ARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!! Excellent. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ Im not suggesting that tourism is not a godsend for the local economy, but it can also be the devil in disguise. Brian Look around you! By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. I love over-used words for comical thinkers like bigot and racist. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) He didnt look at it before saying, that he is seeing someone and he know that i just found out about it. Ive lived in Miami all my life, born and raised, for 30yrs+. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) Were still in AMERICA. David V Bori says: Everybody tells a different story depending on how and with who this person surround him self. The people there, including yourself as your post shows, are ignorant, rude, low class and they have a sense of entitlement. var l=new Array(); Im from Miami and find this hilarious. This article, although is probably meant to be funny but unfortunately its spot on. Nunya Coppertone lore. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ (4) You want women & men to run after you. 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Raised in Miami (There is a running dispute or joke with Florida locals posting NATIVE on their cars.) Number 18 is especially true for me sadly. web when she was searching for answers to a similar problem. LOL. This was the case with the Italians and East European Jews, who began to arrive in full force in the 1890s, and with the Germans, whose great migration began in earnest in the 1850s. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_dR2dB6euUn').innerHTML = output; HIS EMAIL CONTACT IS . if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; I know Spanish, I just refuse to speak it because I will not accommodate the morons I see every day who dont know English like they are supposed to. ONE FINAL NOTE REGARDING LITERACY: I speak Spanish fluently, Im a gringo or cracker (and had been called that to my face by Cuban doctors in the hospital where I worked jejeje) AND THE ONLY ONE TO PASS THE TRANSLATORS EXAM FOR SPANISH ON MY FLOOR. They measure up well in terms of poverty rate, tooonly 13% under age 18 fall below the poverty line, just three percentage points higher than non-Hispanic whites. Last point if you dont speak spanish forget working down there and better not get lost! I am talking about the cost of living in South Florida compared to MOST countries in Latin America. //]]>, my name is Miss Fatima ,i was married to my husband for 5 years we were living happily together for this years and not until he traveled to Australia for a business trip where he met this girl and since then he hate me and the kids and love her only. Youre a poor excuse for a human being. says: Try setting a foot in Tulsa before you trash it, smart guy. I thought Id stay and go to Heaven from there but alas, it wasnt meant to be. came to my house asking me to come back to the house,at first The thing is, Latin culture is more or less a generation or so behind ours when it comes to things like gender roles and culture. var l=new Array(); The Spanish speaking is a deal killer. He even got as lucky as having a plastic surgeon stitch him up within just a short while of going through the Words are simiply not enough to say thank you. How can properties be super expensive when good paying jobs are scarce ???? Open your eyes, start hanging out somewhere else. but lets be honest if your female your vain most likely you will love miami. var output = ''; says: the only good thing about miami is visiting for a little while., and then leaving! . To the haters, I spent 2 weeks in Mar Del Plata, its beautiful, and the people are wonderful, but Miami is crime, violence, corruption and nepotism. What I am saying is that on the U.S./Mexico border you will find more English-literate people per capita than you find in Miami-Dade County. A douche bag is a piece of equipment for douchinga bag Lucy Yankee Bound says: Matt, considering you write for Miami411, I assume youve never had the pleasure of interacting with the writers at the Miami Herald (whom I can assure you, all read). These people are plentiful in Miami, but eventually you can learn to spot them a mile away. harry tina I EVEN SEE SOME OF THEM REWRITING WHAT I WROTE ON THE NET. If you came from another 1st world city that is. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) You can decide if you want to guess if there is addition unemployed off the books as Miami has a HUGE black market economy relative to other cities. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; I am a college educated person with two decades of experience yet could not get a job because I am not bilingual or related to some ref. } he is the solution to all your problems and predicaments in life.his email again is{[email protected]}. says: Si t eres tan culto como te jactas entenders perfectamente el espaol como yo entend tu ingls y la gente de Miami se comunica sin ninguna dificultad en varios idiomas. Not much of a comparison.. FrankR1 They might be persnickety but for this kind of occasion it's nice to have a country full of petty-fogging ppl. I wish all the superficial posers would leave Miami and it could be like it was in the 70s. I dont find it humorous to attack one particular culture. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ Perhaps you should find a psychiatrist, because only someone suffering from a serious mental illness would come to Miami and only see Working crime, drugs and medicare fraud. var output = ''; NO . You would not believe how many people I have met in Miami who are stuck here because so few people outside of Miami-Dade County speak Spanish. LOL. maintaining a positive mental attitude does not abrogate the consequences of these behaviors, even if the perps feel it abrogates their responsibility for same. Its all about you! I'm surprised Monroe County Sheriff didn't get them, they love those kind of assholes. (12) Do you have a low sperm count? Its the Gods honest truth. The ones that still live in Miami hated it, took offense to it, and didnt see the humor in it. carmencita perez says: I really hate Hispanics..I really do..they are pigs. Class is about showing how much bling you can afford, are buying the largest TV you can find. says: The current generation Cubans dont speak Spanish. else output += unescape(l[i]); /S, Lived in south Florida my whole life and I can say with absolute certainty that this is 100% accurate. Just clearing the air a bit before the smoke of battle ensues. Perfect weather year round- even better than Miami, people there actually still speak English, give decent customer service, and believe you actually have to move your ass and life a finger to get paid for your work, not just be good looking. And you cant mirror nothing other than yourself you fool, because against the truth nothing cant fight. Sweating at night is NOT good weather. HELLO! says: Have you ever heard of people having common courtesy?. the guy making this video could easly send that for some investigation. People who think otherwise need to venture out of this city. //]]> If you like professional sports, you WILL enjoy South Florida, i.e. Insofar as why people would like it? WebFormer Miami Dolphins outside linebacker Jason Taylor (99) celebrates after sacking Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Michael Vick (7), during the first half of an NFL football Matt first of all this article is about Miami, Florida, not Cambridge, Massachusetts. Unfortunately, they did not find a definitive solution to my problem.The solution came from the least expected place By reading in a specialized forum on the subject, mentioned a method for eliminating herpes. Others are upsetting and very insulting. } // AND MY MARRIAGE. Oh, Id love for rock/indie music to be more prevalent there. We should do the confederate secession North against south. says: The article is hilarious and not meant to be taken as statistical data. As my plane descends to land at the airport here in Miami, I can actually feel the IQ level going down along with the elevation of the plane. Im very happy now. } Not only come back, the spell caster opened him up to know how much I loved and needed him. Stating that 2/3 Of the community or latins are: short, non-punctual, trashy, dumb, alcoholics that dont read or drive properly You should include the rest of the large, diverse, melting pot that is Miami if you wanna be funny. Full Well now we know why he has this opinion. 21- Miamians laughing at this ARE dumb, not the rest of us. says: 1- Jobs are scarce.- Yes. I interviewed w/ 5 employers and arrived 15 min. Also, while in Miami all Latin American people have adapted into one big glob of Hispanic semi-culture, I do have to insist that major differences exist among groups when in their actual countries of origin, especially between Caribbean/C. I had two women recently flake out on me for a music video I was shooting. Moved away 1 year ago and this list is spot on. You have no game. else output += unescape(l[i]); maxfortu For anyone above who says its notyoure who they are talking about in this article. They speak proper English, they do not address people as Bro or Man and they can write a full paragraph. Yes, the beaches and water are great. Eating healthy food is the main problem as when you stop a gas station for ex. Funny how outside the USA Miami is portrated like a rich people's paradise basically. Listen, culture is something that comes already ingrained in you as your teeth with the whole package. There is a great spell caster called LORD AGUMA who can really solve your problem. You may be have been accepted to attend an Ivy league institution, but you will have a rude awakening once you get there. Are you sure you actually went to Miami? (4) If you want women/men to run after you. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_7T3SfqrZg3').innerHTML = output; I just like to play the idiot, with idiots like commonsense, who draw their self worth and value from the accomplishments of others, at the expense of others, degrading and dehumanizing people to feel superior. var l=new Array(); says: Youre just envious hillbillies. $('div.photo a').fancyZoom({scaleImg: true, closeOnClick: true}); This is the truth people! Any city in the world has its idiosyncrasies, its culture, its peculiarities and that makes it special, that makes so many people like it and others not so much. Everywhere else in the U.S. has much higher standards, so they tend to find the rest of the U.S. pretentious or snooty. MOST OF THESE PEOPLE TELLING YOU FAKE TESTIMONIES AND FOR YOU TO BEWARE OF THIS AND BEWARE OF THAT ARE BUNCH OF CRAPS AND SCAMS. I will never go back. High volume of regular client referrals. //Arizona State University is Full of Douchebags, According to Buzzfeed //]]> Are you interested in ballet, opera, or musical theatre? document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_PPUDcY7Cg4').innerHTML = output; Now, as a place to visit? So, if you want lower electric bills, keep your watt usage low during the cooler months the first half of the year. 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Ana Molina var l=new Array(); says: Where to beginOverwhelmingly Spanish (if youre spanish, youll probably love it). says: Where the persons of below average intellect and skills go to feel normal. Jane Miami has an artificial economy because prices are based on what the rich can afford to charge each other. If you are not earning at least 6 figures, you will find Miami to be very expensive and uncomfortable. The only thing I agree with its the traffic part and he didnt even focused on it. Ive lived in 6 cities, and am currently in AZ, packing to move back to Florida. Of course not EVERY Miamian is dumb (or an idiot), but many are not exactly intelligent. else output += unescape(l[i]); Take a walk on Venice Beach and then consult me, dumbass. It seems he had a culture shock! We took them to the Keys instead. They certainly are slow stragglers. Everything is supposedly provided for them and theres not much of it. When my wife had an option I jumped at it but we are canceliing as of tonight based on countless confirmed bad statistics and pricing. l[0]='>';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 109';l[5]=' 111';l[6]=' 99';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 108';l[9]=' 105';l[10]=' 97';l[11]=' 109';l[12]=' 103';l[13]=' 64';l[14]=' 101';l[15]=' 109';l[16]=' 111';l[17]=' 104';l[18]=' 110';l[19]=' 111';l[20]=' 105';l[21]=' 116';l[22]=' 117';l[23]=' 108';l[24]=' 111';l[25]=' 115';l[26]=' 97';l[27]=' 98';l[28]=' 111';l[29]='>';l[30]='\"';l[31]=' 109';l[32]=' 111';l[33]=' 99';l[34]=' 46';l[35]=' 108';l[36]=' 105';l[37]=' 97';l[38]=' 109';l[39]=' 103';l[40]=' 64';l[41]=' 101';l[42]=' 109';l[43]=' 111';l[44]=' 104';l[45]=' 110';l[46]=' 111';l[47]=' 105';l[48]=' 116';l[49]=' 117';l[50]=' 108';l[51]=' 111';l[52]=' 115';l[53]=' 97';l[54]=' 98';l[55]=' 111';l[56]=':';l[57]='o';l[58]='t';l[59]='l';l[60]='i';l[61]='a';l[62]='m';l[63]='\"';l[64]='=';l[65]='f';l[66]='e';l[67]='r';l[68]='h';l[69]='a ';l[70]='<'; sex desire due or low err action. There is a reason why I like the white-er American areas of Miamiclass and intelligence. Erick B I forgot to mention that I spent thirty years as a deputy with the Sheriffs Department. told me she came in contact with his email on the If you have no education and are upset your job prospects arent better, invest in more education. } // We have THE best eye institute in the country, some of the beat neurosurgeons (patients get flown over from other countries to be operated on by them), and one of the best county hospitals. I cant tell if it was when the priest in the E-class cut me off (and 4 other lanes of traffic) on 95S to switch from the 395 EB exit to the 836 WB exit, or if it was the time a white Escalade ran me down in broad daylight and left me to die on the street (woke up in Jackson), but somehow I knew that this mono-cultured depraved a-moral shit hole of a god forsaken swamp was an utter decrepit sham of a city. Web131 reviews of South Miami Hospital "A short while ago we once again needed the services that this place provides. says: I find it very interesting how Miami residents that have never been outside the figurative walls of Miami-Dade County continuously defend the Hispanic ethnicity as being many. At least TRY to stay on topic. Midwest to Miami Ricky says: Im Hispanic and do not feel offended by this. You know damn well that your Spanish-only speaking family and friends are stuck in Miami-Dade County. I figured Id be the last one to say some crap like they tell you in a 12-step program (Wherever you go, there you fucking are). CJ Field says: So true but people (Latinos), wont stop moving to Miami. January 16, 2015 Most of these r True; and some r very accurate. President Carter was the one who allowed Miami to become the sewer it is today by allowing the Mariel boatlift Cubans Card Blanche which continued until the Clinton administration. Yes. Stop blaming us for your own stupidity. The reinforced gender roles ensure that each person is only half of what they could be- so that they need to rely on the opposite sex to do what a single average person can do in other parts of the country. They thrive in school, graduate HS and go on to do very well. It just happens to be in the United States. Lunatics out there! The list you have is only your negative personal opinions far from some facts! You may be kinda bitter and have some racist undertones, but your views may be a bit off. Mike once again make sure you contact him if you have any problem he will help you. Sara says: This article is so douchy. I am Steven Roberto Dimple From Usa, i am writing this article to thank Dr. Ovia the powerful spell caster that just helped me recently to bring back my Wife that left me for another man for no reason. Miami is simply not the place for a young man or woman to begin his/her career. Douchebag But let me tell you something, youre going to need to smarten up before any of these people want to waste their time with someone whose literally looked at Miami through the bottom of a Coke bottle. Foreigners are always trying come up with ways to attack our country everyday!! ( personal) being from Minneapolis Minnesota. I bet I can do your dumb job, but you cant do mine. (3) If you want to be promoted in your office. All roads lead to over town! var l=new Array(); Ive been at a Starbucks, where theres 5 people behind the counter yapping about their weekend. PS- I CRAP on conservative Cubans. outside of the bible belt, it sucks. papa dodo is really a talented and gifted man and i will not to stop publishing him because he is a wonderful manIf you have a problem and you are looking for a real and genuine spell caster to solve that problem for you. Im not saying they are not loving families; simply that education is not the focus. By the way, we are moving to Miami next year. says: You may find difficulties wherever you go. But my preference has always been the N.Y.C. Ive heard that comment from friends, family, here, and tons of other posts from folks in Miami or were there. var l=new Array(); No rage, please. You must be one of those brilliant intellects who fled horrendous Miami. STFU, jump back on raft and go home. Thats why these rags have transmogrified this city in a rats nest. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; Party (5) If you want a child. chauncey This is an example of how far too many Latino immigrants and their children are outside the loop of mainstream America. Now I long for Florida I cant wait to go back. They pass the property to their children. says: Well, we were going to move to Miami. They party for one to two weeks. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ WebDouchebag definition, a small syringe having detachable nozzles for fluid injections, used chiefly for vaginal lavage and for enemas. Are you a voracious reader? You dont show up to work 4 hours late do you? This is why Ive always wanted to move away from there and Florida in general. You Probably Won't Listen, But You Can't Say You Weren't Warned. belle says: Proud Miamian else output += unescape(l[i]); Try the great papa dodo today, he might be the answer to your problem. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; week crack lsd mdma an lot more stuff supplied at ur address express delivery .just contact directly to . If youre offended its because you know its true. A similar article could be written about any major metropolitan city. //]]> I've experienced the same thing in the Bay Area, particularly in Silicon Valley, which is full of self-important douche bags. Support company's philosophy and company culture through the use of "The Biltmore Legend" on //]]> If you cant laugh at it then you will die young due to stress. I,m so homesick for Miami. Those rates are way lower now. //= 0; i=i-1){ says: Great article, but people from Miami are dumb? The chief problem with the DJ douche is he likes the idea of being a DJ more than he likes music. says: who would ever try to buy drugs from someone with a anonymous email, your either the cops or the spell casters, you prove what we say about m i a , fucking inferior humans. Also, it sounds like jobs are lousy and its who you know. This City wasnt built on anything substantial or sustainable and unless youre in it for the flash and/or for a quick buck Miami is poverty stricken at the Soul. By rule when a Cuban is an employer or business owner that is an immediate red flag to NOT make business with them. Jobs ARE hard to find, IF you are uneducated- or have a bachelors in Hospitality and Management or Business. You say you are industrious, but we all know that when you hear of a successful Cuban it arises suspicious. (6) You want to be rich. Angel Osorio So if you deluded rednecks want to come here and hate Miami, then leave. says: Compared to northern Virginia, Miami might actually seem decent. I mean, look at all these spell selling trolls just on this blog alone. This disambiguation page lists articles associated with the title Douchebag. They speak Cubanaso- the ebonics version. Clean your fingers and look at yourself first before pointing out negatives and creating prejudice at other places and people. Oh btw, have you guys smelled a Cuban house inside. Over the years, South Beach has become less about big clubs where you can go and have fun and more about the VIP experience. You forgot to mention the raping, robbing, murderous street niggers or the Russian gangs that commit the contract killings. WebDouche usually refers to vaginal irrigation, the rinsing of the vagina, but it can also refer to the rinsing of any body cavity. High crime, medicare and auto insurance fraud have consequences that accrue on other individuals. years of our marriage, when found out that my husband was THE ONLY MAN YOU CAN ACTUALLY TRUST ON SPELL IS DR MALAIKA HIS EMAIL IS . says: I readat the beach. -I wouldnt call that diverse at all. else output += unescape(l[i]); I remember asking him if i have done anything that makes him feel irritated when i am around him then he gives silly excuses that he has been feeling stressed up and that he need space for a while. Its a land of low standards, where no one needs to be intelligent, classy or well-mannered. Duh. Its proven that dumb people are to dumb to be aware of themselves so just imagine if suddenly you could measure your stupidity, you people would kill yourself, thats why whites created orchestras where you hear a melody and harmony.
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