Anything that is plausible is a huge plus in my eyes, as I feel the fear is more validated versus the dread of being stalked by a vampire or some shit like that. completely homophobic and racist. googletag.pubads().setTargeting("surface", "mw"); [CDATA[ editors should have cut it out. Removing this book will also remove your associated ratings, reviews, and reading sessions. Exclusively against women apart from a scene at the end when a group of gay men are beheaded. Honestly I wouldn't bother. Aron Beauregard. To calculate the overall star rating and percentage breakdown by star, we dont use a simple average. I also really enjoyed the illustrations throughout the book. Thanks. There's nothing that makes me truly disturbed in horror beyond my distaste of foot and finger injuries, and when the animal in a horror meets their demise, but Beauregard managed to keep me wincing throughout the second half of this book. Same, that was my first splatterpunk book too! The Slob Paperback - 18 November 2020 by Aron Beauregard (Author) 1,571 ratings See all formats and editions Kindle $5.58 Read with Our Free App Audiobook $0.00 Free with your Audible trial Paperback $18.42 1 Used from $22.45 4 New from $18.42 SOME STAINS DON'T COME OUT. Until next time -E.B. The Slob. Get help and learn more about the design. I was so shocked and disgusted by this book that I knew I had to review it (to warn people off), but its not fair to the author to do that without reading the whole work. It started off okay. document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(stylesheet); : [CDATA[ Also, dont eat while reading it. (function() { session: { id: "858-7666235-7728273" }, For any of you who feels the violence and depravity is the most important part of the story, you need to read this book to learn about character development - because when the reader cares for the protagonist, they can FEEL the bad things happening. I needn't have worried though. googletag.pubads().enableSingleRequest(); If you want disgusting, depraved murder fantasies, then I cant argue that this is the book for you. Even Twilight would be better than this. Halfway through the book though it became clear to me that Id never be going near a vacuum cleaner again. This was my first Splatterpunk book but definitely wont be my last! The Slob | Bibliophilia Templum To quote the book, No one knows how the seemingly minor choices they make will come to affect them. When Vera becomes a salesman herself, she has no idea of the danger shes put herself into. During the course of the story Vera meets a second captive, Sandra, whose dialogue is curiously indistinguishable from Veras first-person narration. Raised in a household so filthy it was stomach-spilling, Vera involuntarily evolved into a neat freak. It's been a while since I've rooted so hard for a herione to make it as with these kind of reads you need to expect the unexpected and even for that to be twisted in two. Instead, our system considers things like how recent a review is and if the reviewer bought the item on Amazon. Features some unique gross out content and a satisfying end. At the end she is more worried about "pleasing her man" than the fact that she has been brutalized over and over. Aron Beauregard is the real deal when it comes to extreme horror. After I finished "Tender is the Flesh", I had a deep urge to read more horror, but something more foul as the book wasn't what it was hyped to be. This is not a book very it's sounds good to say I highly enjoyed it but it's definitely a five star read. The story also has a smooth and skillful flow, especially for such a brutal, gruesome, gory, mind-wrecking Extreme Horror tale. Son of The Slob: Beauregard, Aron: 9798529468494: Amazon.com: Books , Paperback Barbaric and filthy disgusting. Ive read quite a lot of disturbing novels in my time, and very few can compare to Aron Beauregards work in terms of cliched, low-quality writing. document.getElementById( "ak_js_1" ).setAttribute( "value", ( new Date() ).getTime() ); Enter your email address to follow this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email. , Independently published (18 November 2020), Language She was now essentially just a pile of chunks and sections. I could not put this book aside. With seemingly thousands of people looking for the most extreme in extreme horror, he is a people pleaser. (LogOut/ }, Don't even bother. Everything seems to be going well for her, the nastiness that was her childhood a distant memory until a door-to-door salesman inadvertently changes her life forever. When she meets him, we are given a graphic physical description: he has teeth that reminded me of a bumblebee because they were mostly yellow and black; his stomach protrudes beneath his belt in both directions, taking both the over and under like a bet that didnt make sense; his shirt bears armpit stains that stretched so far out that it felt like there was a possibility that they might get to meet someday; and the hairs on his head are clinging together by a self-generated hair gel that used his own ingredients as a secret formula. The torso and limbs had been divided up like pizza in a first-grade math problem. TW: for sexual assault, torture, abortion, extreme violence, homophobia, murder, misogyny and pretty much everything-fucking-else, if Im honest. The female protagonist has a really bad case of "female written by a man". Change). Thanks for reading! It is not full-on bizarro, but one can see the elements of that subgenre in this story. Admittedly, the tone is not always stable. Which was your favorite of the two? var isRetina = window.devicePixelRatio >= 2; // retina display , Raped by the dead at the will of the living., I felt it enter me like a slimy nightcrawler squirming around.. } Something went wrong. pretty good story line if this is your type of thing. A convenience shop owner and his wife go through a terrible event which leads to the most gruesome knargly revenge story ever. //]]> I wish I had come across this review before reading. I didnt see the warnings but wish I had. What could have been mere padding becomes a narrative that takes pains to set Vera up as the polar opposite of the uber-slovenly villain, with particular emphasis on her preoccupation with cleanliness. I did really enjoy it.) A feast for the depraved! } It should be mandatory reading for every vacuum cleaner saleswoman. I can't wait to read more of his books. Also no. Has anyone else read these? It is so good and if you want to be disturbed while secretly loving it, check it out. He's been writing horror since the 6th grade when his parents discovered a short story titled "Zombie Child" wedged in the back pocket of his dirty acid-washed jeans. The Slob #1 The Slob Aron Beauregard 3.47 3,134 ratings768 reviews SOME STAINS DON'T COME OUT. Now, all I need is Son of The Slob. Your life will be better without wasting the time. This is pretty much an extreme fest that even goes further than what I feel comfortable with, so maybe that is a warning for all those who dont have strong stomachs. I read this book with a grin like the Cheshire cats. I am in..I'm 100% firmly in the Aron Beauregard fan club.. Review originally published in SCREAM Magazine issue #67 July/August 2021. After pursuing careers (which ultimately failed) in music, film-making, and full-time drug use, he eventually circled back to his bloody bread and butter: writing highly disturbing and bizarre material that tends to explore the human potential for evil. So why do I do this to myself? Book review: 'The Slob' by Aron Beauregard Yellow was my favorite of the two so far on my Beauregard journey. Reviewed in Australia on 19 December 2020. He has a ton of books! if (isRetina) { Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 27 April 2022, (WARNING: This review contains MAJOR spoilers. One day she notices a house way back from the street. This is my second favorite of the two, this is a very quick read but a couple of scenes are truly the most fu**** up thing I have ever read in my life and I loved every minute of it. var gads = document.createElement("script"); googletag.pubads().disableInitialLoad(); for(var i=0; i Cari And Jemele Stick To Sports Cancelled, Articles T